Monday, February 28, 2011

Cheers to the new me

I'm not satisfied with my life. I am always thinking of the future and what I would do, but never do. I'm going to quit my job tomorrow and go find my one true love. The boy who's misunderstood and who only I can decipher and understand him and his mysterious ways. I'll naturally make him fall deeply and madly in love with him. And then I'll leave him because that's how all moronic love stories these days are written. Then he'll chase my tail feather and I'll be too in love with myself to care about him and his pasty heart. Because let's be honest, what is love these days. It's just demeaned to foofoo words said on the spur of endorphins flaring.

Love is so grand.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

I'm falling in love with you and you don't even care

aughhhhhh, i'm so happy. i'm going to be an actress. an academy award winning actress. cause you see, let's me awesome. it does matter that you're happy with yourself, but also that you are recognized. peace, boyiiii.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

faggggggg fag fagfag fagggg

life is so black and white when your constipated. and mad. mad. mad. mad. mahddd.
i'm hungry but i'm not.
i'm cold but i'm not.
i'm thawed, yes i am.
goodnight, fag.

i think you are a teerex that needs to wake up and smell your sheeeeeeeyt.
you are mean to the bone.
and just rude.
rude.
rude.

i am too but i'm talking about you.

Monday, February 21, 2011

The good ole times. The craziest times. The times of your life.

Everything is so heightened at that age. You think life is death, and death is just a game. Hormones are all crazed and you think everything is just a game. Everything is death. Everything is life. And life is just a game. Death is just a game.




SisterS

ohloveohno
    TITANIC WAS ON LAST NIGHT
    IT WAS NOT COOL.
    ACTUALLY, IT WAS VERY COOL.
    COOL
    COLD
    COOL
    POOR BABY
    DO YOU HAVE POPSICLES

 Pandora Box
    lol
    i do

 ohloveohno
    GOOD GOOD

 Pandora Box
    but theyre lemon
    and i hate lemon

 ohloveohno
    .....
    yacccccccck

 Pandora Box
    WAIT
    i THINK
    THEYRE STRAWBERRY IN THERE

 ohloveohno
    .............
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 ohloveohno
    MY THROAT MUST BE A SISTER THROAT TO YOURS
    IT'S BEEN BLOWING UP ALL DAY

 Pandora Box
    wuhohhh
    come to my house

 ohloveohno
    BUT NO GLASS
    JUST BLOW UP

 Pandora Box
    for strawberry popsicles

 ohloveohno
    YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 Pandora Box
    its the wavelength thing

 ohloveohno
    C-O-O-O-O-O-O-L

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

I still love it

"Sometimes, things are so
perfect….so right….that you don't have to take your time and make sure that every little piece
fits perfectly with the rest. Sometimes, the colors and shapes perfectly blend together and flow
with ease. Sometimes, you don't have to struggle to make things perfect and beautiful."
I sniffled, and she reached across the couch to grab a tissue. I accepted it gratefully.
"Sometimes..." she murmured tenderly, "….the most perfect and most beautiful things in life are
effortless. And you're so lucky when you find it."